The Joke Shop

A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce, down at the court right next to radio shack. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said:

“Your Honour, I brought the child into the world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody”.

The judge turns to the husband and says, “What do you have to say in your defense?” The man sat for a while contemplating. Then slowly rose.

“Your Honour, if I put a coin in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, whose Coke is it, the machines’ or mine?”

The shopkeeper of one of the discount furniture stores in los angeles was dismayed when a newly opened antique business much like his own opened up next door to the left and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS ON ANTIQUES.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading BEST QUALITY ANTIQUES AT THE LOWEST PRICES.

The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read…

“MAIN ENTRANCE”