Blonde paints the kitchen
There was a Blonde and her husband.
One morning the husband leaves for work and the blonde gets up. She’s determined to prove to her husband that blondes arn’t dumb, by painting the kitchen. So she gets some masking tape, covers the windows, kitchen faucets and other furniture with it and gets painting.
When her husband gets home he says to his wife “Honey why do you have 3 coats on?”
The blonde says, “Well the directions on the paint said to use three coats for best results.”
