Accountant Joke

You might be an Accountant if…

• you refer to your child as Deduction 214.
• you deduct Exlax as “Moving expenses”.
• you have no idea that GAP is also a renaissance clothing store.
• at the movie Indecent Proposal you did a NPV calculation.
• getting to sleep is an exciting event that you look forward to all day long.
• your idea of trashing your hotel room is refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
• you are doing it now because you checked the file and found that you did it last year.
• you decide to change your name to a symbol and you choose the double underline “======”.