An interoffice softball game was held every year between the Marketing Department and support staff of one company.
The day for the game came, and hard as the Marketers tried, the support staff whipped the insurance marketing Department soundly.
In their best tradition, the Marketing Department decided to find the best ‘spin’ they could on the dismal result. They showed how they earn their keep by posting this memo on the bulletin board after the game:
“The Marketing Department is pleased to announce that for the recently-completed Softball Season, we came in 2nd place, having lost but one game all year.
The Support Department, however, had a rather dismal season, as they won only one game all year.”
Here’s a great joke that could happen to just about anyone. What do you think?
Wife: “Would you get a girlfriend again if I died?”
Husband: “Of course not.”
Wife: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”
Husband: “Ok, I would marry again.” (annoyed)
Wife: “Oh…” (sad)
Wife: “Would you live in our house?”
Husband: “Sure, it’s a great house.”
Wife: “Would you two sleep in our sleep number bed?”
Husband: “Where else would we sleep?”
Wife: “Would you let her drive my car?”
Husband: “I guess I would, it’s almost new.”
Wife: “Would she use my golf clubs, too?”
Husband: “No, she’s left handed.”
That’s a great joke by my book, but for some reason, my wife didn’t find it funny