The rules for the Internet Detox Center are as follows:
All words written must be in full form; No shorthand.
The words LOL, Bling, A/S/L, and Pic, are forbidden.
When a person stalls, its not to be considered as “Lagging.”
The shakes that come in the form of an “Air Keyboard” are to be treated ASAP.
Going to sleep is not to be mistaken as signing off.
One-on-One therapy is not to be mistaken as an “Instant Message.”
All records must be filed on paper using black ink; No computers allowed — period!
No “nicknames” allowed because of the “screen name” factor.
When your treatment is over and you leave you are NOT considered to have been “Booted.”