The Joke Shop

I went to the library and asked the lady for a book on suicide. “No way” she said, “you won’t give it back!”

24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!

What do you mean I’m not in shape? I am, I’m round! That’s a shape isn’t it ?

I’ve been diagnosed as a kleptomaniac, but when it gets bad, I just take something for it …

All toilets have been stolen from the police station. The police say they have nothing to go on.

A ship carrying blue paint collides with a ship carrying red paint. The crew of both ships were marooned

STOP PRESS: A police van filled with prisoners collided with a cement truck this morning. Latest reports fear they’re now hardened criminals

Did you hear that Wigan signed up Tampax as their official sponsor? It’s just that they’re having a bad period …

Did you hear about the giant who threw up ? It’s all over town!

And now, for a break in our scheduled programming. We all like a good joke, but we have to keep in mind the important things in life and to me, education is the number one priority. Whether you’re working in an office, or out on the road, your education is something you’ll carry around wherever you go. Luckily, you don’t need to take time off to study, as you can do things online, and here’s one option for all my friends in the US.

Western Governors University is one of the online universities that has a variety of courses ranging from teaching and health degrees, all the way to IT and business degrees. They are designed for people to participate remotely, at their own pace. They work on an interesting basis where you pay for a six-month term at a time, rather than for the credits you’re taking. They also offer scholarships and tuition aid if you require.

So if you want to do an online degree, whether its a business degree or something different, check them out; they might work well for you.