And we’re back!

A man was getting a quick trim prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there?

It’s crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You’re crazy to go to Rome.

So, how are you getting there?”

“We’re taking TWA,” was the reply. “We got a great rate!”

“TWA?” exclaimed the barber. “That’s a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they’re always late.

So, where are you staying in Rome?”

“We’ll be at the downtown International Marriott.”

“That dump! That’s the worst hotel in the city. The rooms are small, the service is surly and they’re overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?”

“We’re going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope.”

“That’s ric

I went to the library and asked the lady for a book on suicide. “No way” she said, “you won’t give it back!”

24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!

What do you mean I’m not in shape? I am, I’m round! That’s a shape isn’t it ?

I’ve been diagnosed as a kleptomaniac, but when it gets bad, I just take something for it …

All toilets have been stolen from the police station. The police say they have nothing to go on.

A ship carrying blue paint collides with a ship carrying red paint. The crew of both ships were marooned

STOP PRESS: A police van filled with prisoners collided with a cement truck this morning. Latest reports fear they’re now hardened criminals