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Cheeky Memos Parking Notes

Owen — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 23:12:56 +0000

I’ve been looking for these for ages, ever since I saw one parked on a car. They contain a memo that says: ‘THANKS!… FOR PARKING SO CLOSE. NEXT TIME LEAVE A FUCKING CAN-OPENER SO I CAN GET MY CAR OUT. ARSEHOLES LIKE YOU SHOULD TAKE A BUS.’ Now, I’m sure you can think of a situation when one of these would have been useful for you. You know, when some idiot parks right up to you and you just can’t move one way or the other. Well, I’ve been looking for these for ages and might just get myself a pad of cheeky memos for Christmas.

Its from the funny gifts section at Find Me A Gift, where they have an entire section devoted to the funniest gifts you could fine this side of Christmas. From Yo Mama Toilet Roll all the way to the Inflatable Boob Pillow; you’re bound to find something that will please just about anyone.

Check them out!

I love my office

Owen — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:25:19 +0000

I love my office and its location -
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love office furniture, drab and gray,
and the paper that piles up every day!

I love my chair in my padded cell!
There’s nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers -
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

I love my computer and all its software;
I hug it often though it doesn’t care…
I love each program and every file,
I try to understand once in a while!!

I’m happy to be here, I am, I am;
I’m the happiest slave of my uncle Sam.
I love this work: I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.

I love my Job – I’ll say it again -
I even love these friendly Men -
These men who’ve come to visit today
In lovely white coats to take me away!!!

St Patricks Day Hat

Rory — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 19:30:21 +0000

A great way to celebrate St Patricks day with this charming St Patricks Day hat

Available with free delivery in the UK from the Joke Shop

Remote Controle Fart Machine

Rory — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:41:55 +0000

Now this is a must for April fools a remote control fart machine its become a favourite for quite some time now. Unlike the fart cushion where the prank is over as soon as the victim sits down you can bide your time and wait for the ideal opportunity to play your prank. Maybe when the victim is on the phone or busy talking or flirting casually with someone!

This product is being sold at £10.99 and includes free delivery in the UK.

Joke Shop Blog

Rory — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:46:17 +0000

Welcome to the Joke Shop blog, from here you will find the latest news about the Joke Shop along with any funny things we come across. If you have something funny or know of any funny websites we would love to hear from you. If they are good enough we may even add them to our great sites directory.