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Top 10 reasons to become a nurse

Owen — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 23:35:40 +0000

1) Pays better then fast food, though the hours aren’t as good.
2) Fashionable shoes and sexy white uniforms.
3) Needles: “Tis better to give than receive”
4) Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops…eventually.
5) Expose yourself to rare, exciting and new diseases.
6) Interesting aromas.
7) Courteous and infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting.
Do enough charting to navigate around the world, even if it’s on top of a Howard-Medical.com medical cart.
9) Celebrate all the holidays with your friends- at work.
10) Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them.

Why … oh why?

Karen — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:50:52 +0000

1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

3. Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?

5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic’?

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

8. Why does mineral water that ‘has trickled through mountains for centuries’ have a ‘use by’ date?

9. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

10. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

11. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out’?

12. What do people in China call their good plates?

13. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

14. What do you call male ballerinas?

15. Why is a person that handles your money called a ‘Broker’?

16. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

17. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

18. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window?!

Jumbo Rubber Boobs

Rory — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 22:36:29 +0000

Why bother with breast implants when you can have instant larger breatsts with these!

Eat your heart our Pamela Anderson!

Get them now!

Boobs Apron

Rory — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 15:09:45 +0000

Need an apron with a difference this April Fools day?

Why not get yourself kitted out in this little number?

You’re last rolo

Rory — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 22:33:10 +0000

Do you remember this classic TV advert?

Red Nose for Red Nose Day!

Rory — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:49:36 +0000

Get yourself a Red Nose for Red Node Day.

Its nearly here and at £1.50 with no postage to pay its hardly going to break the bank!

Sonic Grenades!

Rory — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 20:59:12 +0000

This is a must have gadget girls this is the ultimate must have gadget to get your man up in the morning. Just pull out the pin and throw it into the room shutting the door behind you.

You’ll soon know its working when you hear the loud shouts from your other half tryingt to figure out where the noise is coming from.

Keep the pin for when your victim has had enough!

There is free delivery on the Sonic Grenade from The Joke Shop? to anywhere in the UK.

Sonic Grenade

Remote Controle Fart Machine

Rory — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:41:55 +0000

Now this is a must for April fools a remote control fart machine its become a favourite for quite some time now. Unlike the fart cushion where the prank is over as soon as the victim sits down you can bide your time and wait for the ideal opportunity to play your prank. Maybe when the victim is on the phone or busy talking or flirting casually with someone!

This product is being sold at £10.99 and includes free delivery in the UK.

Joke Shop Blog

Rory — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:46:17 +0000

Welcome to the Joke Shop blog, from here you will find the latest news about the Joke Shop along with any funny things we come across. If you have something funny or know of any funny websites we would love to hear from you. If they are good enough we may even add them to our great sites directory.