Here are some yoyo jokes all the way from the yoyofactory. Hope you enjoy them!
What goes BUZZZZZ, ZZZZZUB, BUZZZZZ, ZZZZZUB?
A bee stuck to a yo-yo.
Teacher: What did Robert the Bruce do after watching the spider climbing up and down?
Girl: He went and invented the yo-yo.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a yo-yo.
Are you stringing me along?
What did the one yoyo say to the other yoyo when he saw him?
Yo.
Why did the yoyo cross the street?
Because it was walking the dog.