An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
-”You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.”
-”But grandpa, I really don”t like guns. How about you leave me your golf gps watch instead?”
-”Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business, you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then……pointa to you watch and a say, TIME’S UP?”