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Internet Detox Centre

on February 25, 2012

The rules for the Internet Detox Center are as follows:

All words written must be in full form; No shorthand.

Group Therapy is not to be mistaken as a chat room, and it’s not as hard as xanax detox addiction abuse withdrawal.

The words LOL, Bling, A/S/L, and Pic, are forbidden.

When a person stalls, its not to be considered as “Lagging.”

The shakes that come in the form of an “Air Keyboard” are to be treated ASAP.

Going to sleep is not to be mistaken as signing off.

One-on-One therapy is not to be mistaken as an “Instant Message.”

All records must be filed on paper using black ink; No computers allowed — period!

No “nicknames” allowed because of the “screen name” factor.

When your treatment is over and you leave you are NOT considered to have been “Booted.”


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