Drum Jokes
Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?
A: So they don’t disgrace themselves at the parade.
Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door?
A: The knocking gets slower.
Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door?
A: The knocking gets faster.
Q: How do you know when a drum solo‘s really bad?
A: The bass player notices.
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he’ll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can’t just be pushed in.
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.
Q: What do you call a cajon player who has just broken up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?
A: Drool.
If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.
