The Joke Shop

• Put it in a director’s office. They’ll never know it doesn’t work.
• Coerce it with a baseball bat.
• Sell tickets and let others coerce it with a baseball bat.
• Tell your boss someone put in ink cartridges full of invisible ink.
• Pull the laser part out and try to blast Klingons.
• Give it to your cousin who wants to open up a business card printing business
• See if it floats in the fountain in front of the building.
• Take it to the gun range for target practice.
• See if it bounces when you throw it off the roof.
• Leave it in the backseat of an unlocked car and track how long before it’s stolen.
• Paint it gold and call it a sales award.

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Tags: IT, joke, Printer

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