Five steps to a healthy diet
If you’ve spent too much money on discount diet pills, check out the Federal Drudge Administration is planning to issue a Guideline for Gourmets that advises you to:
- List your ten favorite foods.
- List your five favorite beverages.
- List all green vegetables that look like marsh grass, fur balls, or little tree
- List water
Avoid 1 and 2; eat only 3; drink only 4.
Guess what, this will actually work. That should be quite fun to try, what do you think?