The Joke Shop

• When I dance I make the band skip.
• My cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
• When I go to the zoo the elephants throw me peanuts.
• My graduation picture was a aerial photograph.
• lipozene just doesn’t do anything to me
• My driver’s license says picture continued on other side.
• When I ran away they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
• When I get in an elevator it HAS to go DOWN!
• Instead of being born with a silver spoon I was born with a silver shovel in my mouth.
• They have to grease the door frames and put a Twinkie on the other side to get me through.
• I could become rich and sell shade.
• My belly button doesn’t have lint — it has sweaters.

And you think YOU’RE fat?