A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a dress from an exclusive women’s clothing store. “Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I know you don’t want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the dress, and we forget about this?”

The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, “This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?”