No more meat
The teacher in our Bible class asked a woman to read from the Book of Numbers about the Israelites wandering in the desert.
“The Lord heard you when you wailed, ‘If only we had meat to eat!’ ” she began. “Now the Lord will give you meat. You will not eat it for just one day, or two days, or five, or ten or twenty days, but for a month — until you loathe it.”
When the woman finished, she paused, looked up and said, “Hey, isn’t that the Atkins diet?”
(Turned out she had tried the cabbage soup diet, Atkins, even phentermine diet pills so she was quite an expert)
