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Filed under: Jokes — at 7:37 am on Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Here are some jokes for the girls; so put down your youthology cream and have a read

Where do make-up artists park their cars?
Why in compact spaces of course

How come beautiful women never lose a fight?
Because they know how to make-up

How come it’s hard for women to learn to whistle?
Because their lips-stick

What was the engineer looking for in a future wife?
A good foundation

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