Things to do when your satellite internet provider is down
You wake up one day to find that your satellite internet provider is down. What do you do?
- Dial 911 immediately.
- Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
- You mean there’s something else to do?
- Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.
- Work.
- Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
- Get that kidney transplant you’ve been putting off.
You then wake up .. and find it was all a bad dream …