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Company Exercises

Filed under: Jokes — at 4:13 pm on Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Joe worked for a fulfillment center and received an interesting memo informing him that the company had discontinued all physical fitness programs since everyone gets enough exercise by:-

  • jumping to conclusions,
  • flying off the handle,
  • beating around the bush,
  • running down the boss,
  • going around in circles,
  • dragging their feet,
  • dodging responsibility,
  • passing the buck,
  • climbing the ladder,
  • wading through paperwork,
  • pulling strings,
  • shooting the breeze,
  • throwing their weight around,
  • stretching the truth,
  • bending the rules,
  • pushing their luck,
  • shuffling papers,
  • and playing hide and seek.

As you can imagine .. he wasn’t all that happy.

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