A lawyer called in his client to discuss the results of some forensics about his case.

“I have good news and bad news,” a defence attorney told his client.

“First the bad news: The blood test came back, and the DNA testing proved that your DNA is an exact match with the sample found on the victim’s dress.”

“Oh, no – I’m ruined!” cried the client. “What’s the good news?”

“Your cholesterol is down to 140!” , he replied.