Kiss that frog
Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: “Help me, ladies! I am a commercial real estate agent who, through an evil witch’s curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I’ll be returned to my former state!”
One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman, aghast, screamed, “Didn’t you hear him? If you kiss him, he’ll turn into a real estate agent!”
The second woman replied, “Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a real estate agent!”