Playing Golf
Two women were playing golf.
One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward some men playing the next hole. The golf ball hit one of them. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and rolled around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man. “Please allow me to help. I’m a specialist in massage therapy and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me,” she told him.
“Oh, no, I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine in a few minutes,” the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,” How does that feel”?
He replied, “It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!”