Stitchers and the light bulb
Q. How many stitchers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but it takes her several hours because she keeps wanting to do “just one more.”
Q. How many stitchers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to get a 250-watt replacement bulb because the area could use more light, and one to replace the existing fixture with a directional one.
Q. How many stitchers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two, so they can discuss which color bulb would look better against the ceiling.
Q. How many stitchers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Five. One to change the light bulb, and four to form a round-robin because the cover is too plain and would look great with a stitched design on it.
Q. How many stitchers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. He was using his Dazor magnifier lamp and didn’t even notice that the bulb in the ceiling had burned out.